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I appreciate it when people notice my ability to have the most random conversations motivated by the most random thoughts that come into my head and my inability to streamline them and know when the best time to blurt them out at.
With that in mind….don’t you hate it when people eat pickles in the movie theater? I mean, I can handle the smell of relish and onions and cheese and whatever else on a hotdog, and the smell of buttery popcorn but pickles?
The other day I was driving home, I saw this SUV with a water bottle, and a sippy cup sitting on the edge of the bumper on the lower right hand side. I could NOT take my eyes off of this. I was completely mesmerized, I missed my turn. I could not believe the staying power of the half empty AND the sippy cup! I almost thought that it was a joke to play with our minds, she really had Velcro attached to the bottom or some other such rig in order to make them stay. I never did find out what happened to them.
Which brings me to this morning…when I saw this old lady pulling out of her parking spot with a freakin hamper sitting on her hood. I know.. I just KNOW she saw it. IT’S ON HER HOOD. So I didn’t say anything but I wanted to follow her too! Dang responsibilities.
How do you feel about a woman lying about her age. Furthermore how do you feel about meeting someone and then you find out they lied about their age? I am getting so many people who think I am not old enough to drink!! Score. I have not had one person yet in the past three months to guess that I am actually over 25. I am wanting to lure hot young man meat with my youthful appearance. Hey you don’t need to remind me that we are 1) in an establishment that serves alcohol 2) those establishments tend to have low light settings 3) I don’t dress my age.
Who dresses their age? There isn’t a handbook around. So what, I like sneakers. I like saying sneakers. I was sort of kidding about the man meat. I would actually like to find something in the middle. Man Meat + Stable older dude. Does that work? Can you get an older stable dude to have an equivalent personality to that of a 23-25 year old dude without them being complete douchey losers? Am i making any sense?!!?
Fyi - Fridays are slow at work.
OH! Now I remember why I was wanting to write a post. I was on flickr today looking at all my contacts new photos etc. I have contacts from all around the world as well as local. It’s..interesting that there’s a possibility that a million people from everywhere are reading about what you have been doing, seeing pictures of your new cat, seeing tears in your wifes eyes after she just gave birth to your child..its eerie AND wonderful. It made me think about the millionsfive people that read my blog. Two of which are family members and the other three are paid. They will know EVERYTHING about me. It actually kinda replaces phone calls and emails and checking in to see how one is doing. Maybe blogs and the whole flickr, capture a picture a day phenomenon has actually created a separation. I am cheese
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