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broccoli cuts or broccoli nubs?

Who ever thought of packaged frozen broccoli is a genuis.

Why?

 Because they package what they consider to be “broccoli cuts” in one bag for a reasonable price, OR you can get the florets only for more.

I propose they change the name from broccoli cuts to broccoli nubs. That’s what they are. Measely rejected broccoli stems, PROBABLY  related to their more expensive family member of florets.

I did however, get a tiny floret teaser. It’s taunting me, telling me I should have spent just a dollar or two more and I could be biting into some delicious florets instead of stabbing away at these damn nubs

 

 

pfffft

What does it mean when I make a scrunchy smelly face whenever I see pictures of babies and married people.

 Am I bitter? Is this the face of a jaded bitter 27 year old. Whenever someone tells me they are engaged or pregnant, I think in my head, oh man that’s terrible, what are you going to do?!?!

Secretly, I can honestly say. I don’t like kids. I know though I would like my own.

As far as marriage, the thought of finding someone that could possibly tolerate me for 5 years (I aim high)  makes me laugh and I doubt that would happen.

I feel like Samanta from Sex and the City. But the other day my girlfriends told me I am Miranda, the reason? Because I am a bitch.

I thought it was because I looked like a bitter dyke, who sleeps with bartenders.

 

 

COME CELEBRATE WITH US!!!!

Hey it’s this Saturday. I have given everyone plenty of time to cancel all their other plans.

So come.

After party will be at my new place at the Corner of Live Oak and Skillman after the bar closes. So prepare by getting beer or liquor beforehand.

Call or email me for details.
Heionaurora@gmail.com

 


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